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It gets to the point
Where I want a joint
To make me laugh and sing.
But I think of another
And remember you my brother (@Jason Shane Denney)
Playing with your ding a ling.

You move it to the left,
You move it to the right.
Oh boy, what a sight!
But when I walk in
You cover it up again,
Especially late at night.

-Shane's response to me: Nasty fucker...lmmfao

 

Fart

You smell just a part
Of when I fart
And then you run out of the room.
You wander back in
Forgetting again
The eggs I just consumed.

 

Untitled02 - Dedicated to @Jason Shane Denney and @Mark Allen

When a cow goes moo
I think of you
Late night, on a stump, in the dark.
When a horse goes neigh
What can I say?
It makes me think of Mark!

 

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I'm in a good mood
Can't you see dude
I can't be happier still!
I can do this all day
And even be gay
So I guess you'll just have to deal.

 

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I'm laughing my head off
And I need something soft
So it don't break on the floor.
I need it to rhyme
Just one more time
Before you kick it out of the door.

 

Blowout

I just heard a blast
I pulled over fast
And jumped out to check and see.
A tire just blew
And I almost did to.
Why did this happen to me?

At the Petro, the lady in the shop asked what I needed. I recited the same but changed the last two lines up for the occation.

I just heard a blast
I pulled over fast
And jumped out to check and see.
A tire just blew
I'm in door two.
What can you do for me?

 

So Gay!

I tool a leak
I saw you peek
And grin from ear to ear.
You sat right there
I watched you stare
I knew right then you're queer.

 

Wrong Bathroom! - Dedicated to @Jason Shane Denney

We went to town
I showed you around
And let you meet my friends.
Then we stopped at the mall
You turned down the hall
Hey wait! That's not the men's!

 

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When you say you love me more
I just fall to the floor
Kicking and screaming now and then.
But I still love you
More than you do
And I'll be with you till the end.

 

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I love you much babe
And I know I'm your fav.
That much, I'll always know.
You've been in my heart
Always from the start.
Now what do you say to that. Yo?